why.

Why are girls programmed to be the complete opposite of what guys want?


THE FACTS : 
[1] Guys say that girls need to put themselves out there.  Dude, when we text you first, we ARE putting ourselves out there!  Girls have this mentality that guys should text them first, and that's true.  But if a girl genuinely likes you [a guy] and wants to get to know you better, they'll text you first.  Simple as that.  But then if we [girls] text you too often, we're needy?  Who made up that rule?
[2] Guys say that they like when girls text them first, but how much is too much?  If we want to get ahold of you, we're going to text until you respond.  And when you don't respond and we keep texting you, then why are we considered pushy?  I'm not going to text you 60 times a day, unless I'm a stalker [and there are some ladies out there like that] but if I text you and you don't respond, and then I text you 6 hours later, why do you [guys] see that as pushy?
[3] Girls are wired differently than guys.  If I'm texting a guy and he doesn't respond for 10 minutes, I start freaking out and [1] look at the last text I sent him [2] Analyze that text [3] Send him another text saying "Just kidding"/"Or not..."/"i knew you never liked me" [my favorite] [4] Wait for his response [which could take hours, knowing boys] and [5] Think what I did/said wrong.  After talking to some of my trusted friends of the male species, I've come to the  answer : when a guy doesn't text you back immediately, it's not because he's ignoring you, it's because he set his phone down and didn't think about it while he was doing something else.  Guys aren't as attached to their phones as us girls.  This being said, when a guy doesn't text you back right away he probably is making mac&cheese and using all of his energy to not overcook the noodles.


WHY...
[1] Why do guys always go for girls that everyone and their mother wants to date?  I think they get the point that they're attractive when 60 guys have asked them out.  They're going to end up with one person, and chances are that one person isn't you. 
[2] Why do girls go for the unavailable guys?  You [girls] may be friends with them [guy] when their lady isn't around, but they're going to ditch you at some point.  Girls hang around that unavailable friend because they feel like there could be the slightest possibility that he'll leave you for her.  Harsh reality is that he won't.  And you know, that in your heart of hearts, it will never work out.  Yet you keep hanging out with him 24/7 because you have a false hope.
[3] Why is it that girls keep chasing after a guy they know doesn't like them?  When they [the guy] doesn't text you [the girl] back, or gives you 1 word answers, you [the girl] keeps texting him.  Why is this!?  Why is it that girls try to make something work that won't?  When you [the girl finally decide he isn't worth your heartache [and after you've deleted his texts] you think he'll just disappear from your life.  It's like you put him in the trash of your computer, and the computer is your memory.  And when you [the girl] finally gets over that douchey boy, he talks to you randomly and then you remember why you liked him in the first place.  He flirts with you and tells you to text him and this false hope pops out of the trash can in your brain.  Why do guys do this??


WHY MUST GUYS PLAY WITH GIRLS HEARTS!?