some more things that are awkward :
[1] having to explain my tourette's every time i meet a new person/group of people.
[2] sitting across from someone at a dinner party and them introducing themselves after you two have been talking for over an hour.
[3] that fact that my current tic is saying "what in the f***", with an emphasis on the f***. great success. let me remind all y'all that i go back to the mormon school in a week, where swearing is extremely frowned upon.
[4] facebook stalking. i honestly feel that facebook hurts people more than it helps people. if you stalk your crush [or whatever my generation calls it nowadays] on facebook then you're learning everything you need to know about them before actually having a legitimate conversation with them. what's there to talk about if you already know everything about them? facebook just gives everyone an excuse to be antisocial, which depletes our knowledge of proper social etiquette, which just makes things awkward when you finally DO decide to emerge from your cocoon and attempt to become a social butterfly.
[5] leaving your phone at home for the day and anticipating at least 4 texts when you finally check it that night. reality? 0 texts. not cool, friends.
[6] quoting a movie/T.V show to a person who just quoted the exact same movie/T.V. show and them not getting the reference.
[7] texting someone and them responding 10 hours later. and then they fall off the face of planet nebuloid and you don't hear from them until they need a favor from you.
[8] my current facial tic is closing my right eye randomly. basically it looks like i'm winking. basically i AM winking. we'll see if that works to or against my advantage up at school.
[9] the fact that my OCD is making me have 10 facts, because 10 is a good, nice number that won't make me crazy.
[10] that fact that i used to look like this vvv
yikes.
xoxo ALi
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